The following information has been handed down to me from a trustworty and realiable source. His name is A Guy. So you know you can trust him!

I'm afraid everything we know is wrong. We've been taught all of our lives that pi existed to merely and innocently help us discover the circumference of a circle, but I'm here to tell you that THAT'S ALL WRONG WRONG WRONG! Pi is actually very dangerous. Pi nearly ruined my life. While Pi does help us discover the circumference of circles, that is only a front for its real abilities. You see, Pi is very sharp. Very, very sharp. It will cut you, and maybe even burn you. Do not trip if you plan on falling onto Pi. Oh geez. Also, Pi will make you crazy. It will send you to the ASYLM!



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