We've decided that none of use like you at all,
And we've got to do something about it.
Eventually, we'll be dumping your body into the river
So it can rot -
so you can look on the outside how we know you to be on the inside.
Eventually, we'll eat steaks and drink beer and talk about you -
How living without you feels like 20/20 vision
How the air just smells better now that you're dead
How good it feels to drive down roads you'll never see again
How we'll laugh if people bring up your name
How we'll say that we heard through the grapevine that you moved to New Mexico
How we'll cast lots for your possessions.
We'll break the news to your family with big smiles on our faces
And we won't forget to congradulate them on this happy occasion.
Yup, little boy, you've finally done it to yourself.
You've boiled yourself until the skin finally falls off the bone.
And we are here to witness it.
Do not be concerned or surprised as we spill the contents of your stomach
As we crack ourselves up at the look on your face.
Try your best to enjoy it - we're doing you a favor...
We just wanted to let you know how great it'll be when you're gone.
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