Archive for the ‘Funs’ Category

JW Wants To Know If I’m A Racist

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

JW has left this comment on an old post:

Jason, you could not educate a frog. Your [sic] the pot calling the kettle black. So your [sic] a Darwin evolution supporter, are you racist also?? You might as well swallow the whole camel.

I guess JW doesn’t realize how much of a hypocrite he is.  He doesn’t accept the evidence for evolution, but does he also mutilate immigrants?  I mean, why not go all the way!

By the way, what is “Darwin evolution”?

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UPDATE:  Also, all you, my dear friends, are pseudo-intellectuals.  Who knew!

QOTD

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
You have no control over your breathing. Your lungs start and stop irrespective of your will. So does your blinking, and your swallowing.
-Ray Comfort [source]

Instant IMing

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

This just now happened:

Me: i think one of my new least favorite words is “zeal”.
Mathias: what if it’s a harbor zeal?
me: you have won the debate.

One Time In Church

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

When I was in youth group I had a problem that I needed to talk about with my youth pastor, Tony Gideon, about some issues I was having with my grandmother. But my grandmother was sitting right next to me! So instead of getting up and leaving, we just talked to each other in Spanish. He gave me some good advice, and my grandmother was totally oblivious. She just thought it was amusing.

Just Sayin’

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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Acupuncture

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Today at work there is a Wellness Fair. I really don’t care about events like that, but since I had so much fun with the homeopath* last year, I figured I’d try it out.

It was pretty dull.  None of the tables looked very interesting except the acupuncture table.  I had this exchange with the lady working it:

Lady: There is nothing that acupuncture can’t cure.
Me:  Really? Nothing?
Lady: Yes.  Name something.
Me: Breast cancer.
Lady: Well…combined with herbs and Western Medicine….with something so aggressive..but we know it works.

It made me smile a lot.

*He’s not here today.  Did I scare him off?

Freshwater Shark Dream

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

I was standing in line at a grocery store, which was in a warehouse.  It was very dark.  My cashier left the register, and the store manager came up behind me, annoyed at me for not ringing up my own groceries, which I then tried to do.  I was having a hard time seeing what I was doing, because it was so dark.  I put my glasses on, but that didn’t help.

Meanwhile, the cashier who’d left my register received a phone call.  She had always been a good person, but she’d gotten into some trouble recently through no fault of her own.  The pressure was too much for her, and she was starting to overindulge in alcohol.  The phone conversation started to intensify.  She was standing near some sort of lake or reservoir, which had a sandy bottom dotted with some sort of sea grass.  As the conversation caused her to get more and more distressed, she accidentally threw two small sharks into the water.

The sharks appeared to be young lemon sharks.  No one knew exactly what they were eating.  Everyone had previously thought that there wasn’t much living in the lake, but there apparently was enough to sustain two lemon sharks into adulthood.

All I wanted to do was dive with them.  I saw one of the sharks with a crab in its mouth, probably a Dungeness crab.  The shark was still small, so the shark could not fit the whole crab in its mouth.

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Filler Content: Well Wishes

Monday, January 26th, 2009

With props to Kaitlin.

Well…

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Happy Inauguration Day.

James Randi Being Awesome

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Tonight I’m home alone, recording records to my laptop and watching YouTube, where I happened upon this video of James Randi talking to a reporter about a psychic who’d given the reporter a reading.  From what I can gather, the reporter was initially impressed by the psychic’s abilities.  But while they’re playing back the video clips and discussing them with Randi, you can actually see the reporter realizing that he was being played.  It’s really quite amazing and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud, not because it was funny, but because wow.

Mr. Foofy, who is a firm believer in psychics, disapproves.