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[12:59] Filipino Friend: can we go to starbucks?
[12:59] Filipino Friend: i need a fresh air..
[13:00] me: in a minute.
[13:00] Filipino Friend: ok
[13:00] Filipino Friend: like now?
[13:00] me: one minute?
[13:00] Filipino Friend: kk
[13:00] me: suggest an 80’s song
[13:00] Filipino Friend: she works hard for her money
[13:00] Filipino Friend: so you better treat her right
[13:01] Filipino Friend: ok now?
[13:01] me: ach, ok.
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOQ
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOW

Epilogue:  We walk into Starbucks, and Filipino Friend says I can get in line ahead of her. “I’m not ordering anything,” I say.  “Wh…..I’m not ordering anything either!” she says.  A normal lady stands behind us, looking on.

[12:20] Filipino Friend: one of these days, i would like to cook a VERY authentic Filipino food.
[12:20] Filipino Friend: one you can only eat from the phils
[12:20] Filipino Friend: i found the ingredients at HT Market
[12:20] Filipino Friend: i was sooo surprised!
[12:20] me: listen
[12:20] me: if you found the ingredients in the US, then it’s not a meal you can only eat in the Philippines.
[12:20] me: sorry to break it to you.
[12:20] Filipino Friend: damn
[12:20] Filipino Friend: you should break it to me gently.

[07:50] Filipino Friend: You should have a place in your website title “Quotable Quotes of my Filipino Friend”
[07:50] Filipino Friend: WHAT A RACIST!
[07:50] me: that would be great!!
[07:50] Filipino Friend: :)
[07:51] me: http://jeffthefish.com/category/filipino-friend/

[07:52] me: oh my god
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: what?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] me: i just looked over at it, and it’s facing the wrong way
[07:53] Filipino Friend: your calf?
[07:53] me: YES
[07:53] me: MY BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: someone did?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:54] Filipino Friend: OK OK OK OK OK OK
[07:54] Filipino Friend: calf down.