Jason J Brunet Who is Jason J Brunet? Jason J Brunet is me. I'm Jason J Brunet. I'm the founder and CEO of jeffthefish.com, named after a beloved former pet of mine. I live in New Orleans, LA with my wife, seven children, and a bagpipe player named Standrew. I'm a big fan of playing the guitar and sushi. Not playing sushi, I mean. I only get a haircut once every six months to a year, and I never comb it. Yet it always looks good. I highly recommend you check out the signs.

Jennifer Brunet Jennifer is my wife. She is married to me. She's my second in command and makes sure everything at jeffthefish.com is running smoothly and with minimum exhaust. She also makes sure I take my dirty shoes off before I enter the house. She's very important. She also lives in New Orleans. In the same house as me! It's an amazing coincidence.

Gato Brunet Gato is the official rat of jeffthefish.com. Life has been so easy since we brought her on staff. We used to have to call a temp agency every time we needed a rat, but thanks to Gato, those days are over. Gato's job is to make sure that things are as close to the legal limits of cuteness as possible, without going over. Her favorite snack is apple, and she lives in a green shoe box.

Michael Burch Michael is the head anthropologist of jeffthefish.com. If ever anyone loved long, gray beards, it was Michael. He knows a lot about Margaret Meade and he has good night vision. He'll also kick your ass. Seriously. Don't freak him out. Michael resides in Chico, CA, home of the Sierra Nevada Brewery.

Joshua Gardner Joshua is head of the Bizarre Art Department. His current exhibit, Pipe Dreams, will make you so thirsty that you would refuse free almonds, with or without salt. When Joshua is not exhibiting art, he likes to campaign in favor of euthanizing mentally handicapped people and listen to classical music. He has a soft spot in his heart for small, sweet, helpless animals and could never harm one.

Becca Gosey Becca's life mostly revolves around coffee. She's in charge of the paranormal investigations branch of jeffthefish.com, so coffee comes in handy on those late night vigils in the hills of Bulgaria. Becca has a fish named Joe something, who lives in a coffee carafe. For a long time when I was a kid, I had no idea how to pronounce "carafe". Now I have a pretty good idea. Becca lives in Augusta, GA.

Nick Gosey Nick is in charge of the adult beverage and fine tobacco branches of jeffthefish.com. He also helps his sister Becca out with the paranormal investigations, but supplying us with rare imported beers and cigars is pretty much a full-time job. Nick is also heavily involved with coffee, and is the biggest coffee geek I know. He lives in North Augusta, SC, right across the river from Augusta, GA.

T.C. Moore T.C. Moore knows what he is talking about. So don't even ask him if he does, because I just told you he does. T.C. is head of K&R (kidnap and ransom) department of jeffthefish.com. He is responsible for kidnapping people and for finding people who have been kidnapped from us. Sometimes the people we kidnap get kidnapped again. It's really complicated. T.C. currently lives in Washington, D.C. where he presides over several 12-step programs.

Skot Prazak Skot is in charge of physiology research and auto repair. His hobbies include making a happy noise, talking to horses, thinking about turtles, and owning a Honda. He rarely turns down Chinese food and lives in Picayune, MS.

Leslie Proctor Leslie is credited with coining the term "gwiser". Her name is Leslie. She heads up the psychology department and always makes sure that there's something seriously wrong with me. Her favorite band is Modest Mouse and she recently flew in an airplane for the first time ever. She's working towards a master's degree, drives a Saturn, and lives in Shreveport, LA.

Carey Townsend I'm not really certain if Carey actually exists, but I have several good reasons to believe that he does. So if he's real, heads up the cryptozoology department of jeffthefish.com. We've never actually done any cryptozoology research, but if we ever do, I'm sure I'll consider involving him. Carey helped me decide to buy an iPod and lives in Slidell, LA.