This article was originally written for an excercise in writing Knowledge Base articles at work. Thankfully, I still work there.
In order to make a banana split, you will need the following ingredients:
- Banana
- Split
- Butter
- Ketchup
Gently massage the unpeeled banana in a non-suggestive manner.
Peel the banana and gingerly lay it in a reasonably banana-shaped dish. I have found that metal or plaster dishes work best.
Apply split as you normally would.
Lather the banana with butter and ketchup.
Microwave on HIGH for no longer than fifteen minutes or until the popping has stopped.
Eat it! Quickly!
If it looks like the image below, you messed up.
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