Ken Ham Agrees: Humans Are Apes
This really refutes itself. I just wanted to say something filthy in all caps.
Ken Ham blogs about a new exhibit the Creation Museum is working on, and he has this to say about a model his dudes are working on:
As part of the exhibit, Creation Museum sculptors—under the direction of Dr. David Menton of our staff (PhD in biology, and an award-winning professor of anatomy)—have produced the head of what we believe Lucy really looked like. Evolutionist models of Lucy have her looking partly human. The sculpture is not finished—but here is a preliminary look at how AiG’s Lucy is “evolving.”
Ok great, but look at the head they’ve made. Keep in mind that this head was created BY ANSWERS IN GENESIS with the agenda of making Lucy look NOT LIKE A FUCKING PERSON.
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU IDIOTS BE SO GODDAMN OBLIVIOUS! UNFLATTEN THE NOSE AND YOU HAVE A HUMAN BEING! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ONLY MAJOR DIFFERENCE!
And look at this nondescript bullshit:
That, I’m pretty sure, is the Lucy model that toured the US with the Lucy’s Legacy exhibit. WHICH ONE LOOKS MORE HUMAN YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!????
Or how about this one:
That one’s from a BBC documentary. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FAIL SO THOROUGHLY YOU FUCKING TIT HOLES???? YOU HAVE MADE THE MOST HUMAN-LOOKING LUCY I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!
You have gone so far beyond failing that you’ve actually come back around and succeeded at something.
Anyway.
Stumble it!
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Well that should put a monkeywrench in their mission.
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
ho ho ha ha hee hee
September 27th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
“You have gone so far beyond failing that you’ve actually come back around and succeeded at something.”
Best. Line. Ever.
September 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Everythings so circular and ironic, I is so Confused! RAWWWR EATING SMALL MAMMALS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER RRAAAAWWRR!
October 1st, 2009 at 8:46 am
Thank you Taisha.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
or www.myspace.com/skeemingly
all i have to say is.. there’s probably some kind of devil magic going on. hitler, knock it off….
yeah, that made no sense.. i’m hungry. don’t judge
October 12th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Hey Rianna!
October 31st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Actually, I don’t appreciate the profanity and the insults on behalf of major Paleontologists and I really think that before you make conjectures and insult them that they’re the ones with the years of study and ACTUAL FOSSIL Examination, plus a Ph.D, so, unless you meet ANY of those criteria and looked at the ACTUAL Fossil specimen, you should NOT be talking and should just shut your mouth! Sorry, but if you insult scientists, then they have a RIGHT to Retort right back! Plus, profanity makes you seem IGNORANT like that’s ALL you CAN say! We’ll listen if you put up an ACTUAL INTELLIGENT Argument!!
October 31st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
The profanity and insults are for my own enjoyment and not on behalf any paleontologists, major or otherwise. I am sorry if you did not enjoy it as much as I did. I also do not recall insulting any scientists.
As for putting up intelligent arguments, I have an entire website full of them, and lots of people listen to me.
October 19th, 2010 at 11:12 am
MY NAMES LUCY
BOOOOOO
October 19th, 2010 at 11:14 am
Don’t boo! Be honored!