Fun With Omegle #2
Here’s some more funness from Omegle, the chat service that connects you anonymously to one other stranger. There are no user names and no identifying information whatsoever, unless you choose to share that with your conversation partner.
So stuff like this can happen:
Stranger: where u from honey?
You: seattle.
You: you?
Stranger: Beverlly Hills
You: oh.
You: i’ve driven through there.
Stranger: age?
You: 28
You: you?
Stranger: 25
You: gender?
Stranger: f
You: oh hai
You: i’m m.
Stranger: what is your kind of music?
You: i make hip hop / sampledelic stuff.
Stranger: you are beautiful?
You: but i listen to diverse forms of music.
You: i’m a little bit beautiful. but i’m fucking hilarious, and my music makes people love me.
Stranger: i likes Beyoncé , Britney Spears , Lady GaGa , Mariah Carey <3
You: oh.
You have disconnected.
Stumble it!
April 8th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiii
Stranger: m or f?
You: Stop. Collabarate and listen.
You: Ice is back with a brand new addition
Stranger: so answer
You: (m)
Stranger: nice
Stranger: (Y)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 8th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Seattle
You: u?
Stranger: michigan
You: the mitten part or the other part?
Stranger: lol, mitten part, near detroit
You: are you in a gang or do you make cars?
Stranger: they might not have the internet in the other part
Stranger: sell crack to hookers
You: Cool, is that part of Amway? I heard Amway is from Michigan
Stranger: might be
Stranger: think that guy was from here
Stranger: whats in seattle?
You: We have hookers and crack here too, but I’m not in that business.
Stranger: computers?
You: Also boats and containers
You: lots and lots of containers
Stranger: ahh, where the crack and hookers come into the country
You: some, yes
You: you get many Canadaians trying to flee across the border over there?
Stranger: they are harmless they can come across
You: harmless? srsly? I had no idea!
Stranger: they obivously aint sneaking over here for a job
You: I thought they were a bunch of illegals trying to rape our women and steal our welfare money
You: have lots of babys, pick fruit, clean hotels and stuff
You: also gangs
You: Canadian drug gangs
You: I hear you can get drugs really cheap in Canadia
You: old people go there for it
April 8th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: my dog is currently licking my pussy
You: hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I guess that is kinda hot.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Stranger: hey
You: Holy crap I’m on the internet!
Stranger: cyber?
You: No, I still have all of my normal body parts.
Stranger: i mean do you wanna cyber, numbnuts
You: Well, if you have a bonesaw and the right parts, sure. But I must warn you, I cannot be held responsible for what my cyber parts do.
Stranger: can i be beyonce, and you don imus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.