This Pisses Me Off
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It’s the way she says “chicken-sized dinosaur” with such unabashed amazement. When I hear the phrase “chicken-sized dinosaur” my first reaction is, “…and…?”
GUYS GUESS WHAT! SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND…GET THIS…AN IGUANA-SIZED LIZARD. OMG FREALZ.
Stumble it!
March 19th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Yeah, those teeth look perfect for eating termites.
By the way, why the wharrgarbl? Describing it as chicken-sized gives the general public a reference point.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
People think that all dinosaurs were huge. So, saying that it was small is amazing to people who don’t know better. It’s a trap.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
But how did it taste?! This is important for science reasons too complicated to explain.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
That’s easy. Tastes like Trap.
March 19th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Also, tornadoes sounding like freight trains… that’s always bothered me.
It also sounds like her train of thought is “Oh my god, I’ve SEEN a chicken… I’ve practically SEEN A DINOSAUR!”
March 20th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Hey guys!
March 20th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Well, this is a post, and that is a trap.
March 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
One time I saw a horse-sized Zebra at the zoo. The ZOO of all places!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
CLUCK!
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
We’re gonna need a bigger gravy boat.
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
WHODAT? Izzat yo momanem?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Chicken-Sized Dinosaurs are coated with batter and gravy and seven sacred spices. They’re venom contains an addicting chemical that, when mixed with human juices, turns humans into glittering vampires.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
At least the spices they use are sacred.