Recycled Content: Everybody Loves Indiana Jones
Josh requested a new blog post today, but I can’t just think of stuff on command. So here’s something from like 2004 or something, updated with this year’s Oscar winners!
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Back when I was a member of the Crescent City Trade Exchange, I enjoyed restaurant meals at extremely discounted prices. One of my favorite places to go was Cafe Rani, where I only paid 10% of the price of the meal, plus the tip. Sweet trade exchange action! You could say that. Cafe Rani had paper table cloths, which was very conducive to creativity. When we left, the table would be covered with movie titles, or rather, what the titles would have been had they starred Indiana Jones! Here is a happy list of some of them.
- The Curious Jones of Indiana Buttons
- Indiana / Jones
- Jonesdog Indianionaire
- Jonesling
- Jonesic Thunder
- The Jones Knindiana
- Friday Night Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones After Next
- Analyze Indiana Jones
- Look Who’s Indiana Jones
- Look Who’s Indiana Jones, Too
- Indiana Jones: World Police
- Indiana Jones 49
- Finding Indiana
- Indiana Gump
- The Sixth Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones Reloaded
- How Indiana Jones Stole Christmas
- Indiana Jones Almighty
- Raiders of The Lost Indiana Jones
- My Big Fat Greek Indiana Jones
- Beverly Hills Indiana Jones
- The Day After Indiana Jones
- Saving Private Indiana
- Gone With The Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones and The Indiana Jones of Doom
- Dances With Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones Forever
- Indiana’s Eleven
- What Indianas Want
- The Perfect Indiana Jones
- Planet of The Indiana Jones
- There’s Something About Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones Dundee
- Three Men and an Indiana Jones
- The Sound of Indiana Jones
- As Indiana Jones As It Gets
- It Could Happen To Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones Pie
- The Indiana Jones and The Furious
- 2 Indiana 2 Jones
- The Indiana Jones Picture Show
- Teenage Mutant Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones Management
- Silence of The Indiana Jones
- Honey, I Shrunk Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones and Indiana Joneser
- The Indiana Jones Is Not Enough
- My Best Friend’s Indiana Jones
- Sleepless in Indiana Jones
- Indiana Brockovich
- Indiana’s Angels
- Indiana’s Angels 2: Full Jones
- Indiana Jones Never Dies
- Good Morning, Indiana Jones
- The Jones Identity
- 50 First Indianas
- Hunt For Red Indiana Jones
- On Golden Indiana Jones
- Indiana Jones 9/11
- You’ve Got Indiana Jones
- Indecent Indiana Jones
- Basic Indiana Jones
- Kramer vs. Indiana Jones
- The Italian Indiana Jones
- How To Lose Indiana Jones in 10 Days
- Sleeping With Indiana Jones
Stumble it!
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Sleeping with Indiana Jones is a movie I would watch/make.
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
awesome. rawr
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
This is EXACTLY the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from your people. I’m tired of your thinly-veiled propaganda, marching out your beliefs like so many tiny straw soldiers. You think you can just do whatever you want on MY INTERNET? Who gave you permission to suck at the Info-teat, tainting delicious Mothers Milk for the rest of us? You are insulting them (the Blacks) and you’re embarrassing me! Now cut it out.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Regardless, GC_999HP, I would still like to sleep/make movies with Indiana Jones.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I’m writing on behalf of all of the good-natured non black people here in Bolton. Those of african descent may have cubes all figured out by now, but I for one do not approve this message. It is every bit as easy to make a message out of a sandwich! Or an Indian Jone. Frankily, no dams should be gibbon until a full-scale indianafessional jonesvestigation takes place.
Yours in sincerity and a nice white wine saue with shallots and garlic,
Brigadier General Arthur C. Brains, Mrs.