I’m An Atheist
I sure didn’t know that! But thankfully we have people like Ray Comfort to come along and describe me as a “professing atheist”. Even though I’ve professed many, many times that I am, in fact, not an atheist. I guess Ray knows best! I mean, he has a TV show, I don’t. He even goes on to imply that there is no evidence that could satisfy me of God’s existence, because I am being unreasonable. In spite of the fact that I have, on several occasions, given examples of evidence that would satisfy me of God’s existence. On Ray’s actual blog. Oh well.
“It makes me so mad that someone as retarded as he is has lived so long without accidentally setting himself on fire.”
-My friend Kambrie
Stumble it!
January 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
When I read the title of this entry, I thought that the transitional spiders had pushed you over the edge.
Your friend Kambrie’s quote did me in for a good two minutes.
January 5th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
You know, as a fellow atheist who posts on that blog: eff off, you atheist! Or should I say Trap off…..
January 5th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok trap down.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Looks like he changed you from “Professed Atheist” to “Antagonist”. That’s an upgrade! You could also be referred to as an…”Adversary”, like a certain someone who doesn’t like God and wears red pajamas.
That’s right, Jason. You may very well be Satan and you don’t even know it.
p.s. I love what you’ve done with rock and roll. Keep up the good work.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Wow. Ray sure is, uh, interesting.
p.s. Thanks!
January 6th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Well duh,
If you refuse to swallow the Ray Komfort brand Khristian Kool-aid, you might as well be a professing atheist. You are just going to end up burning in Hell with the rest of us anyway, Jason!
January 6th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
So, according to Ray, atheists are really theists, but some theists might be atheists, which means they’re theists!
January 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
IT’S A TRAP!
January 7th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Well, that’s the trappiest trap that ever trapped.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Who’s the more trapped? The trap, or the trap who traps him?
January 7th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I’d have to say it’s the trapper who traps a trap but ends up being trapped in the trap’s countertrap.
Trap.