Hilarious Creationist Quotes
“[A]n athiest cannot deny the creation of the universe and the world we live in without denying the creation of all the things in it. If the universe and everything in it is just random, then why won’t u conclude that our computers, calculators, and all the things we have in this world are just random?” [Source]
Unparsable!








October 21st, 2008 at 6:34 am
Do you ever feel like that Lion in that movie?
October 21st, 2008 at 6:34 am
You mean because I’m not safe, but I’m good?
October 21st, 2008 at 6:58 am
No. Not that Lion.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:08 am
You mean Alex the lion as voiced by Ben Stiller?
October 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I just can’t wait to be king.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:38 pm
No. The OTHER Lion. You know…”Put ‘em up, put ‘em up.” Except only after he got the medal-thingy and learned science.
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 am
Oh. No. But only b/c it had never occurred to me.