Hilarious Creationist Quotes
“It is impossible for [transitional fossils] to be biologically related. The scientists KNOW this, but they have no other interpretation of the evidence. Why is it so impossible? Think about it! How does generation one give birth to generation 2? It is simply illogical.” [Source]
Special thanks to Alex Dolin of Lancaster, OH for giving me the most difficult HCQ I’ve ever had to do. His entire blog post could have been one big HCQ, and I had a hell of a time narrowing it down to just one quote. At first I thought this person had to be a parody, then I thought it could only be a know-it-all kid. But no, this person is a youth minister. Spreading ignorance FTW!
Stumble it!
October 20th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I remember when my ultimate dream was to marry a youth minister…BULLET DODGED.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:21 am
It’s always wonderful to see people who have such a paucity of understanding and experience blather on about how absolute their “truths” are.
You cannot say, “look there is a fox, there is a dog, and there is a single transitional fossil that looks kind of like a fox-dog”
This is a gem. a vulpine is not a canine so this example is crap. When we look at wolf vs. dog, however, and even one dog vs. another, we can see how through selection a new body form, physical features, and mental traits can be accentuated.
Don’t even get me started on cole crops; the supermarket produce aisle could provide whole courses in natural and artificial selection.
It’s too bad stupidity spreads so much faster than intelligent, reasoned information.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:53 am
What if we came up with some stupid reasoned information to trick them?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am
WHAT A TRAP! Jason, I’m proud of you.