Michael Jackson: “It’s Possible I Might Be A Little Bit Weird”

According to an article in People Magazine, Michael Jackson, inspired by his newly formed clay nose, acknowledges what has long been rumored: It’s just this side of possible that he could maybe be a little bit weird.

I do not know how to take this bombshell.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb. I’m so upset. This can’t be real!! How can people say this won’t change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don’t even know what to think right now.

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Stumble it!

8 Responses to “Michael Jackson: “It’s Possible I Might Be A Little Bit Weird””

  1. SebastesMan Says:

    Unpossible!

    BTW, they’ve used “Webinar” in a commercial.

    I think adding “web” or “e” to any existing term should be punishable by a kick to the gooch.

  2. Admiral Akbar Says:

    Hey, I just wanted to say that I wasn’t smart enough to understand this post. But, Jason was kind and patient enough to walk me through the finer points of his analogy. It’s a trap. It’s a trap how nice Jason is.

    On a side note, “a kick to the gooch” is something I have never heard before. It’s right up there with “a kick to the Krowch” in my (it’s a Trap!) estimation.

  3. Taisha Says:

    I’ll never ever in a million years understand why anyone notices and does not notice anything, ever.

  4. Jason Says:

    How about etickets! It’s just tickets, but you buy them online! Saw it on an actual billboard on my way to work.

  5. Mr. Spider Says:

    I’m not a fan of e-zine. I like to take magazines to the bathroom and well, I don’t feel comfortable balancing a laptop while trying to do the business. Don’t get me started about web-zines.

  6. Devlen Says:

    http://www.videojug.com/film/the-realm-of-bizarre-news-28-feather-covered-t-rex

    In a way, this relates to the blog you just posted. In other ways, it doesn’t. This guy is crazy.

  7. Jason Says:

    Wow. “QCs” aren’t even dinosaurs.

  8. Taisha Says:

    Oh my god, Devlen. That guy is a glimpse into my future… MY AWESOME FUTURE!!!!

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