Hilarious Creationist Quotes
Fact: Reptiles never stop growing. So if a lizard grew for 900 years you would have a really big lizard. Dinosaurs are just big lizards. [Source]
Stumble it!
Stumble it!
August 1st, 2008 at 6:33 am
Her blogger profile proclaims her to be a 14 year old girl who wakes up early on the weekends to watch I Love Lucy. WTF?
August 1st, 2008 at 6:43 am
Oh holy cow! I had no idea! Well, at this point in her life, I’d say it’s not her fault. I was once in her position, and if computers had been invented back then, I might have blogged about it too. Hopefully she will grow up and learn to examine the evidence for herself.
Welcome, Scottie! How did you find this site?
August 1st, 2008 at 6:50 am
Well this totally explains Gamera and Godzilla. Now how do you explain why they lived so long?
August 1st, 2008 at 8:19 am
Several of the world’s supercentarians live in Japan. Must be something in the water there. And, since Godzilla lives in the water, it gets to be really old and really big.
Anyone should know that.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:35 am
^Best thing ever.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Goldfish never stop growing either. It’s a fact that I just learned/made up. That probably explains how Jonas survived getting eaten by the big fish. Goldfish don’t digest people. It was probably just a really old goldfish. In fact, it was.