Ken Ham Are Smart
Ken “Wackaloon” Ham of Answers in Genesis has just found confirmation that evolution is a religion, and not a scientifically tenable theory:
We have predicted for some time that evolutionists will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for supporting Darwin as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized Darwin events. Some groups even call for a global Darwin holiday. It is as if they are treating Darwin as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of evolution.
So what are the evolutionists planning? According to Monday’s New York Times:
Nine academic, scientific and cultural institutions around the city are holding a Year of Evolution, a series of exhibitions, seminars and lectures to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin next February, and the 150th anniversary of the publication of his seminal work, “The Origin of Species.”
Wait what? It sounds to me like they’re trying to use the anniversary of the birth of an important person in the history of science as an opportunity to educate the public on his theories. Seriously, what is wrong with this wackaloon? How is that religious fervor? If Ken thinks that this is religious fervor, then what celebration of historical figures is NOT religious fervor?
It’s easy to see how stupid Ken is being if we just replace the concept of evolution with something almost no one opposes, like civil rights:
We have predicted for some time that civil rights leaders will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for supporting Martin Luther King as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized King events. Some groups even call for a global King holiday. It is as if they are treating King as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of civil rights.
Well hell’s bells, that shar duz soun stoopid, y’awl.
Just one more example that creationists see exactly what they want to see.
Stumble it!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
We have predicted for some time that flag making enthusiasts will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for supporting Betsy Ross as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized Ross events. Some groups even call for a global Ross holiday. It is as if they are treating Ross as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of flag making.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
We have predicted for some time that pasta lovers will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for supporting FSM as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized FSM events. Some groups even call for a global noodly appendage holiday. It is as if they are treating his noodly appendage as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of pasta.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
We have predicted for some time that Scientology’s opponents will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for opposing Scientology as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized Anonymous events. Some groups even call for a global Anonymous protest. It is as if they are treating the threat to reason and logic that Scientology represents as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of logic.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
We have predicted for some time that politicians will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for the Presidential Election as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized political events. Some groups even call for a national election day. It is as if they are treating the President as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of politics.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:32 am
We have predicted for some time that musicians will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for music as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized musical events. Some groups even call for a national musical performance tour. It is as if they are treating music as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of sound.
June 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
We have predicted for some time that climatologists will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for lowering carbon emissions as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized environmental awareness events. Some groups even call for a global carbon emissions limit. It is as if they are treating climate change as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of weather.
June 26th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
We have predicted for some time that Taisha’s friends will treat this next year like a religious festival with a fervor for supporting Taisha’s Birthday as never seen before. We are now already starting to see organized Taisha’s Birthday events. Some groups even call for a global Taisha’s Birthday holiday. It is as if they are treating Taisha as a “god” and worshiping at the altar of friendship.