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Phrases Jason Hates

Man up (bitch).

Stumble it!

Posted on Thursday, May 15th, 2008 in Category Phrases Jason Hates. Please comment, ok?

11 Responses to “Phrases Jason Hates”

1. Mr. Spider Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 7:46 am

   I man up daily, to level 49. It makes me ready to take on the day. When I go home, I man down….bitch.

2. Jason Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am

   I never noticed. OH SCLIT!

3. Chris Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 9:00 am

   I much prefer the term, “Nut up.”

4. geoff Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am

   I think that Cowboy Up is probably worse.

5. Jason Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 11:44 am

   I agree, but in my mind “cowboy up” is a subspecies of “man up”.

6. geoff Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 11:54 am

   Indeed. I think that no one can deny that cowboys grow up to be cowmen, much like a centaur grows up to become a sagittarius.

7. Taisha Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

   Listen, at least you don’t have to hear “CowGIRL up” everyday…I live in WENATCHEE…it’s like “ALOHA” around here.

   And please, don’t EVEN complain unless instead of “bitch”, everyone (every time) says “Beeotch”.

   “Cowgirl up, beeotch!”

   You can’t tell me that isn’t so much worse…

8. Jason Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

   Yeah, you’re right.

   I sometimes say “peeotch” instead of “peach”.

9. Mr. Spider Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

   When washing my whites I use bleeotch.

10. geoff Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Indeeotch.

11. Jason Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Oh puh-leeotch!

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