Evolution is Stupid!

Evolution is so retarded that even Carl Sagan admits that there is no way it could happen even if there were “billions and billions” of years for natural selection to operate (Sagan, 1997).

Stumble it!

6 Responses to “Evolution is Stupid!”

  1. Taisha Says:

    Well, if Carl Sagan admits it, then my word! What shall we do for conversation now? Let’s talk about the weather.

  2. Jason Says:

    Does anyone see the joke here? I can’t tell.

  3. James McGrath Says:

    My guess is this is Carl’s phrase “billions and billions” taken out of context, the joke being that this is a lame example of quote-mining. Right?

  4. Jason Says:

    Yes! “Billions and Billions” is just the title of his book!

    Only it’s not lame, I made it up myself! OK, I see your point. :-(

  5. Flu-Bird Says:

    The facts is that darwin didnt see any evedence of evolution when he travled to the galapagos islands and despite all the so called evedence birds are not the decendents of T-REX and humans certianly are not related to chimps no matter what NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC,TIME or NEWSWEEK says

  6. Jason Says:

    “The facts is that darwin didnt see any evedence of evolution when he travled to the galapagos islands…”

    Incorrect.

    “…despite all the so called evedence birds are not the decendents of T-REX…”

    No one is claiming that they are, but perhaps I am taking you too literally. Dozens and dozens of feathered dromeasaurs are pretty good evidence that birds did evolve from dinosaurs.

    “…humans certianly are not related to chimps…”

    *cough* *cough* HERVs *cough* *cough*

    “…no matter what NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC,TIME or NEWSWEEK says…”

    Who the fuck cares what they say, one way or the other? They’re not the ultimate authority on this. Nature is.

    The theme of your comment seems to be “I’ve decided that evolution is a lie and I don’t care what the evidence is! It’s wrong because it just is!”

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